One of my friend’s relative s from Holland sent this to him this week:
“We in Holland cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an
election.
On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer,
and a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.
On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with a
huge chest who owns a beer distributorship.
Is there a contest here? “
Via emai
Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet Someone and you both have
sex until you are Blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner For a short time and you
are so needy you will Have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner For a long time. Your sex
has gotten routine and You usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex This is when you have been
with your partner For too long. When you pass each other in the Hallway
you both say ‘screw you.’
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.
Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun In the afternoon and Nun at
night.(Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your wife any More. She takes you to court
and screws you In front of everyone.
And last, but not least,
The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.
You get a little each month.
But not enough to enjoy your self.
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I seldom pass along inspirational stuff, but this one got to me.
I believe, in these difficult and mean-spirited times in which we live, there needs to be a message of Hope.
An image that suggests the universality of us all.
I have been sent that image, and I want to share it with you all.
All I ask that all of you take a moment to reflect on it.
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