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Ya'all are invited
I hope that you do not mind; I entered your name in a drawing for
a 7 day cruise.
I assure you that no sales people will call or bother you in any way.
I’ve taken the liberty of putting your name into the
drawing for a seven day six night cruise on the
fabulous new Gypsy Queen Cruise Line ship the
‘ Dixie Belle’.
All airfares, transfers, food and drinks included
with dinner at the captain’s table as his personal guest.
Good luck!
The Flagship ‘ Dixie Belle’ is shown below…
Your first night’s meal promises to be scrumptious, featuring fillet
of Catfish, Hush Puppies and Collards, with all you can eat Boiled
Louisiana Rusty Crawfish!
Boy, I wish I was goin’ with ya’ll.
If’n ya’ll win, make sure to send pictures, especially of the famous,
‘Ole’ Muddy Midnight Skinny Dip, with your hostess’ Eulla Bell
and Krissie.
Since ya’ll have the presidential suite, you will have…
A balcony view and the finest facilities.
Nothing is too good for my friends!
2 Ways to look at things
via email
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken woman swigging her drink, as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asks, ‘Do you know her?’ ‘Yes,’ I sighed. ‘She’s my old girlfriend. I understand she started drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since. ‘My God!’ says my wife. ‘Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?’ So you see, there really are two ways to look at everything ……
Oh Crap
Moments when you are allowed to say…..Oh CRAP!!!!
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