Strange Lincoln – Obama Coincidences
1) Lincoln was elected in 1860, Obama was elected in 2008, nearly 150 years later.
2) Lincoln eliminated involuntary servitude. Obama eliminated private sector jobs.
3) Lincoln and Obama were both married to ugly wives who went crazy.
4) Each man’s wife gained over forty pounds while living at the White House.
5) Lincoln was hit in the head from behind. Obama hid his head up his behind.
6) Lincoln was shot in Ford’s Theater. Obama shot up while riding in a Lincoln made by Ford.
7) Both men had vice-presidents who were illiterate Democrat senators.
Andrew Johnson nearly lived to the age of 67. Joe Biden nearly had an IQ of 67.9) Lincoln was born in KENtucky, Obama was born in KENya – before both moved to Illinois.
10) LincOln and Obama each had a single letter “O” in their last name.
11) Andrew Johnson had no middle name. Joseph Robinette Biden had a silly one.
12) JOHN W. BOOTH and BILL C. AYERS each has 10 letters.
13) A Kennedy told Lincoln to take care of his health. Ted Kennedy told Obama to pass health care.
14) Lincoln and Obama were both more feminine than Hillary Clinton.
15) Lincoln was placed on the penny. Obama was not quite worth a penny.
16) Lincoln was not a Muslim. Obama was not an admitted Muslim.
17) Neither Lincoln nor Obama ever wrote a book.
18) Lincoln suffered from major depression. Obama caused a major depression.
Tip o’the hat to Gritty-Kitty
19) Lincoln and Obama were both the first President with a beard.
Tip o’the hat to Joe 6-pack20) Abraham Lincoln had no middle name. You’re not allowed to say Barack Obama’s middle name.
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Mark Dayton: Retired Vets Should Not Get Tax Breaks
This idiot scares the shit out of me. Mark Dayton, you know the chicken little that embraces Al Gore and the rest of the Global Warming con men, shut his Washington office down after 911 because he was scared. Leadership? Hell no! This is a rich Democrat Big Biz Bolshevik that really needs to be out of public service and retired forever to the great jokes played upon the American public. What is with Minnesota and the absolute lunacy found in those that seek elected office?
I am so embarrassed that this is what the rest of this nation and the world thinks of Minnesota! Franken, Klobuchar, Ellison, come on this is a freaking clown car show in the center ring!
Mark Dayton, how about this! Everyone deserves a freaking Tax Break! But our veterans deserve what they have fought for! FREEDOM!
Enough already!
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California vs. Arizona 
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From:
h/t B. Lyles
The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature
trail. A coyote jumps out, bites the Governor and attacks his dog.
1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie
“Bambi” and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing
what is natural.
2. He calls animal control. Animal Control captures coyote and bills
the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.
3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills
the State $200 testing it for diseases.
4. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked
for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.
5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game
conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is free of dangerous
animals.
6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a “coyote
awareness” program for residents of the area.
7. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better
treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout
the world.
8. The Governor’s security agent is fired for not stopping the attack
somehow and for letting the Governor attempt to intervene.
9. Additional cost to State of California: $75,000 to hire and train
a new security agent with additional special training re: the nature
of coyotes.
10. PETA protests the coyote’s relocation and files a $5 million suit
against the State.
Arizona:
The Governor of Arizona is jogging with her dog along a nature trail.
A Coyote jumps out and attacks her dog.
1. The Governor shoots the coyote with her State-issued pistol and
keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point
cartridge.
2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote.
And that’s why California is broke.
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Castro the chief Socialist Squirrel nut has reemerged from his socialist squirrel nest. This just goes to prove the old saying that you just can not kill the stupidity of Socialism. It never dies. The only hope is educating people not to fall for its seductive deception in the first place. Oh, great this dictator is back in the news! The same idiot that almost threw russia and USA into WWIII.
Did you also get that the Roman Catholic church is now making deals with Castro? Now I am not catholic, but I know that socialist squirrels have infested this institution just like they have my own ELCA institution. Be very aware of what is shaking in the world around us. This is just not good at all.
~TeddyBear
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