Archive for June 8th, 2008

PSA

Sunday, June 8th, 2008

Canadian Medical Association researchers have made a

remarkable discovery.
It seems that some patients needing blood transfusions may
benefit from receiving chicken blood rather than human blood.

It tends to make the men cocky and the women lay better.

Just thought you’d like to know.

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A Long Happy Life

Sunday, June 8th, 2008

A walker noticed an old lady sitting on her front step, so he walked up to her and said, ‘I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look!

What is your secret?’

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‘I smoke ten cigars a day,’ she said.

‘Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On week-ends , I pop pills, get laid, and do no other exercise at all.’

‘That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?’

‘Twenty-four,’ she replied.

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The Funniest Joke in the World

Sunday, June 8th, 2008
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