Archive for May 10th, 2008
Application to be an Illegal
Saturday, May 10th, 2008Application to be an Illegal
(Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his Democrat Senator)
The Honorable Tom Harkin
731 Hart Senate Office Building
Phone (202) 224 3254
Washington D.C. 20510
Dear Senator Harkin,
As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I’m writing to ask for your assistance. [...]
Bad day at Hallmark
Saturday, May 10th, 2008Bad day at Hallmark
Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day………
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M y tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire…
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
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H eard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don’t fret about it…
She moved in with me. [...]
