Archive for May 10th, 2008

Best Blonde Joke

Saturday, May 10th, 2008

Application to be an Illegal

Saturday, May 10th, 2008

Application to be an Illegal 
 
(Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his Democrat Senator) 
 
The Honorable Tom Harkin 
731 Hart Senate Office Building 
Phone (202) 224 3254 
Washington D.C. 20510 
 
Dear Senator Harkin, 
 
As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I’m writing to ask for your assistance. [...]

Bad day at Hallmark

Saturday, May 10th, 2008

Bad day at Hallmark
 
 Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day………  

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M y tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire…
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!

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  H eard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don’t fret about it…
She moved in with me. [...]

Saturday, May 10th, 2008

If you were around in 1919 (just before prohibition started) you might have seen the following poster.
 
Now honestly, would you have quit drinking?

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