Archive for April 4th, 2008

Socialist Squirrels, did you steal this guys Nuts?

Friday, April 4th, 2008

Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife.
A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this:

Last weekend I saw something at Larry’s Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my [...]

Fortune Teller

Friday, April 4th, 2008

After Bill had spent several days campaigning for her and had lost his
temper many times, costing her votes, she was about at her breaking point.   Finally escaping from her
overly controlling campaign manager for the evening, Hillary sneaked off
to visit a fortune teller of some local repute.
In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, [...]

Irish Castaway

Friday, April 4th, 2008

Irish Castaway

One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a
deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the
horizon.
He thought to himself, ‘It’s certainly not a ship.’
As the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out
even the possibilities of a small boat or a raft.
Suddenly there strode from [...]

Identify Bubba

Friday, April 4th, 2008

Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together.   Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, “Yup, his [...]

Obama

Friday, April 4th, 2008

HIS MOTHER IS A KANSAN, ATHEIST, WHITE-
  WHERE ARE THE PICTURES OF HIS KANSAN, WHITE MOTHER AND HIS WHITE
  GRANDPARENTS WHO RAISED HIM.
HIS FATHER DESERTED HIS MOTHER AND HIM WHEN HE WAS VERY YOUNG AND  WENT
BACK TO HIS FAMILY IN KENYA
HIS MOTHER MARRIED AN INDONESIAN MOSLEM AND TOOK HIM TO JAKARTA  WHERE
HE WAS  SCHOOLED IN [...]

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