Archive for March 22nd, 2008

Socialist Squirrel gives birth to Baby Turd Elvis…

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008

Upon returning to work at a global warming food stand, the socialist squirrels coworker remarked, “What took you so long?  We are getting killed out here!  Everyone wants tofu on a stick!”
“Well”, the socialist squirrel admitted, “I just gave birth to Baby Turd Elvis, He did three encores and I could not do the paperwork until Baby [...]

Tragedy

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008

TragedyThe Reverends Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton, while
visiting a primary school class, found themselves in
the middle of a discussion related to words and their
meanings.
The teacher asked both men if they would like to lead
the discussion of the word “tragedy”. So the
illustrious Rev Jackson asks the class for an
example of a “tragedy”.
One little boy stood up [...]

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