Archive for March 9th, 2008

Book Report

Sunday, March 9th, 2008

Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, ‘Titanic’ and ‘My Life’ by Bill Clinton.
One student turned in the following book report,
With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic:….. Cost - $29.99
Clinton :….. Cost - $29.99
Titanic:….. Over 7 hours to read
Clinton :…. [...]

DIVORCE VS. MURDER

Sunday, March 9th, 2008

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy,
walked up to the
pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would
like to buy
some cyanide.” The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”
The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.”
The pharmacist’s [...]

Hillary

Sunday, March 9th, 2008

After escaping from her overly controlling campaign manager for the evening,
Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute.In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.
‘There’s no easy way to say this, so I’ll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow.
Your husband [...]

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