Q: How many Socialists Squirrels does it take to accomplish any simple task? A: It does not matter how many you have, it will never get done...Yeah, they are Union!
THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY
After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they
could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin
didn’t want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure [...]
“Top Democrats have mixed feelings about Sen. Hillary Clinton running
for president. Apparently, some Democrats don’t like the idea, while others
hate it.”–Conan O’Brien
“In a fiery speech this weekend, Hillary Clinton wondered why President
Bush can’t find the tallest man in Afghanistan. Probably for the same
reason she couldn’t find the fattest intern under the desk.”– Jay Leno
Hillary Clinton’s [...]
A woman meets a man in a bar.
They talk; they connect; they end
up leaving together.
They get back to his place,
and as he shows her around his
apartment.
[...]
Jerry Holbert
Mike Lester
Glenn McCoy
