Archive for February 15th, 2008

Is this 486-5731?

Friday, February 15th, 2008

“Hi honey.This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?”
“No Daddy, she’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.”
Aftera brief pause, Daddy says,”But honey, you haven’t got an UnclePaul.”
“Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.”**Brief Pause**
Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do, [...]

Eric Allie

Friday, February 15th, 2008

Eric Allie

Larry Wright

Friday, February 15th, 2008

Larry Wright

Gary McCoy

Friday, February 15th, 2008

Gary McCoy

Bob Gorrell

Friday, February 15th, 2008

Bob Gorrell

Heil Osama

Friday, February 15th, 2008

Kind of makes you wander if they don’t like Joooos???
H/T to Moonbattery

The Military under Defeatocratic Leadership

Friday, February 15th, 2008

Thanks to Faultline for these.  Don’t have any liquid in your mouth while looking at these.

Elaborate Funeral

Friday, February 15th, 2008

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A gigantic heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the gigantic heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. [...]

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