Archive for January 25th, 2008

Best response of the year!

Friday, January 25th, 2008

Best response of the year!
You
might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being
cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer
was trying to undermine the policeman’s credibility.

Q: ‘Officer — did you see my client fleeing the scene?’
A: ‘No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description [...]

Incompetence

Friday, January 25th, 2008

SUNDAY CLOTHES

Friday, January 25th, 2008

SUNDAY CLOTHES
A little boy was walking down a dirt road after church one Sunday afternoon when he came to a crossroads where he met a little girl coming from the other direction.
‘Hello,’ said the little boy
‘Hi,’ replied the little girl.
‘Where are you going?’ asked the little boy.
‘I’ve been to church [...]

Glenn McCoy

Friday, January 25th, 2008

Glenn McCoy

Pearls Before Swine

Friday, January 25th, 2008

Pearls Before Swine

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