Henry Payne
Thursday, December 20th, 2007Henry Payne
Archive for December 20th, 2007
Weeweechu
Thursday, December 20th, 2007One beautiful December evening Pedro and his
girlfriend Rosita were sitting by the side of the ocean.
It was a romantic full moon, when Pedro said,
“Hey, mamacita, let’s do Weeweechu.”
Oh no, not now, let’s look at the moon!” said Rosita.
Oh, c’mon baby, let’s you and I do Weeweechu.
I love you and it’s the perfect time,” Pedro begged.
“But [...]
Tickle me Elmo
Thursday, December 20th, 2007Elmo:
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes
the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle
it under the arms.
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and
she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM .
The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the
Personnel Manager’s door. [...]
The Cajun
Thursday, December 20th, 2007A Cajun walks into a bar with
a pet alligator by his side.
He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons.
“I’ll make you a deal. I’ll open this alligator’s mouth and place my manhood inside.
Then, the gator will close his mouth for one minute.
Then, he’ll open his mouth
and I’ll remove my [...]
The Ultimate Remote Control
Thursday, December 20th, 2007Diesel Sweeties
Thursday, December 20th, 2007Diesel Sweeties
Christmas has been cancelled
Thursday, December 20th, 2007Holy Sheep Shit Batman, Christmas has been cancelled
