Archive for December 1st, 2007

Santa is killing our children

Saturday, December 1st, 2007

I swear to God these nuts are serious !
This article was simply cut and pasted !( I helped a little)
Santa is being told to shift the pounds before Christmas - because the obese saint is failing to set a “good example” for children.
The traditional children’s hero, best known for feasting on mince pies left out [...]

They say this is true

Saturday, December 1st, 2007

via email:
 A man approaches a younger woman inside the mall. “Excuse me,” he said. “I can’t seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”
The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the man, said, “Sure, sir, do you know where your wife might be?”
“I have no idea, but [...]

Golf

Saturday, December 1st, 2007

vai email:

Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle, followed by a good bottle of beer.
Golf! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And on top of that, the winner buys the drinks
Golf [...]

True Friendship

Saturday, December 1st, 2007

via email:
True Friendship”
With none of that Sissy Crap!!!!
….I hate those.
Are you tired of those sissy “friendship” poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-
Just the stone cold truth [...]

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