Archive for the 'Socialist Squirrel Political Humor' Category

VOTE CAREFULLY

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008

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John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called ‘pullets,’ and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.  This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. [...]

A little history lesson

Friday, June 27th, 2008

For those that don’t know about history…… here is a condensed version.
Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.
The two most important events in all of history were:
1. [...]

Reality, the only cure for BDS

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

http://stix1972.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/2008/06/25/bush_derangement_syndromes_2.jpg

Motivational Poster of the Day

Thursday, June 19th, 2008

Some Chickenhawks going after a Socialist Squirrel

Thursday, June 19th, 2008

Well, they may not be chickenhawks, but it is a funny pic. Thanks to Are We Lumberjacks
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Obamessiah Feeds The Multitudes

Friday, June 13th, 2008

From The Nose onYour Face
Large crowds followed the Obamessiah because the Great White-Haired Prophet, Chris Matthews, had spoken of His many great miracles, and the tingling they produced. These people wanted healing. Healing in the form of universal health care for themselves and their families.
After a grueling primary, the Obamessiah and [...]

Cannibals

Wednesday, June 11th, 2008

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu…
+ Tourist: $5.00
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, “Why [...]

YOUNG HILLARY CLINTON

Saturday, May 31st, 2008

Definitely a future Oscar winner.

Young Hillary Clinton on FunnyOrDie.com

How to have a good day

Friday, May 30th, 2008

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and into a shop.
I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I said to h im, ‘Come [...]

Ronald Reagan tells Socialist Jokes Better than any Man!

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN3z3eSVG7A


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