Socialist Squirrel gives birth to Baby Turd Elvis…
Saturday, March 22nd, 2008Upon returning to work at a global warming food stand, the socialist squirrels coworker remarked, “What took you so long? We are getting killed out here! Everyone wants tofu on a stick!”
“Well”, the socialist squirrel admitted, “I just gave birth to Baby Turd Elvis, He did three encores and I could not do the paperwork until Baby [...]
