Archive for the 'Socialist Squirrel Fart Jokes' Category

Socialist Squirrel gives birth to Baby Turd Elvis…

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008

Upon returning to work at a global warming food stand, the socialist squirrels coworker remarked, “What took you so long?  We are getting killed out here!  Everyone wants tofu on a stick!”
“Well”, the socialist squirrel admitted, “I just gave birth to Baby Turd Elvis, He did three encores and I could not do the paperwork until Baby [...]

BROKE BACK DEER CAMP

Saturday, March 8th, 2008

BROKE BACK DEER CAMPThe guys were all at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room with Larry because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn’t fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept [...]

THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY

Wednesday, February 27th, 2008

THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY
After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they
could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin
didn’t want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure [...]

NEW WORDS FOR 2008 :

Friday, February 1st, 2008

Essential vocabulary additions for the workplace (and elsewhere)!!!
1. BLAMESTORMING : Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
2. SEAGULL MANAGER : A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.
3. ASSMOSIS : [...]

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