Archive for the 'Humor' Category
The handy-woman….
Friday, June 27th, 2008A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer,
decided to hire herself out as a ‘handy-woman’ and started canvassing a
nearby well-to-do neighbourhood. She went to the front door of the first
house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. ‘Well, I
guess I could use somebody to [...]
NEVER BRING PLANTS INTO THE HOUSE!
Friday, June 27th, 2008
NEVER BRING PLANTS INTO THE HOUSE!
Garden Grass Snakes also known as Garter Snakes (Thamnophissirtalis) can
be dangerous. Yes, grass snakes, not rattlesnakes.
Here’s why..
A couple in Sweetwater, Texas, had a lot of potted plants. During a recent
cold spell, the wife was bringing a lot of them indoors to protect them from
a possible freeze.
It turned out that a [...]
LOLcats
Monday, June 23rd, 2008more cat pictures
Motivational Poster of the Day
Monday, June 23rd, 2008Motivational Poster of the Day
Monday, June 23rd, 2008The Brothel
Friday, June 20th, 2008
The madam opened the brothel door and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, Good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.
“May I help you?” she asked.
“I want to see Valerie,” the man replied.
“Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer Someone else,” said the madam.
“No. I [...]
Why city folks have no place in the country
Friday, June 20th, 2008Golf Question
Friday, June 20th, 2008As I get older, my eye sight is not all that good anymore. Can you please help me with this? Is that, or is that not, a graphite shaft…….
US Overrun with small invaders
Friday, June 20th, 2008
EU: America Overrun With Small Invaders
With the demographics of Europe in free fall, some social experts and scientists from Europe traveled to America last week on a fact finding mission to discover why America ’s population was stable and even increasing. The scientists were shocked to see that America was filled with tiny people [...]
