A SECRET SQUIRREL GEAR UPDATE TO COMBAT THE SOCIALIST SQUIRRELS
by TRM ~ May 5th, 2008. Filed under: Humor, Nuts.We all know socialist squirrels creep around neighborhoods all hours of the day and night, gathering information, peering in windows and reporting back to the super secret socialist squirrel cave located in George Soros’ ample ass.
H/T: Attack of the Show for letting me know about these superb socialism fighting tools.
Save, edit and delete your phone book and short messages (SMS) stored on your SIM card using the Recovery PRO software and SIM Recovery Pro Reader with your computer and ANY standard SIM card from a standard cell phone which supports removable SIM cards.
Have you ever wished you can spy on your wife, husband, teens, SOCIALIST SQUIRRELS or an employer who needs to see what someone is up to? Are they being suspicious when on their cell phone? This SIM card spy software and hardware solution can tap into all files on a cell phone SIM card for viewing, saving or editing. Simply place the SIM card into the USB reader, and with your computer, instantly save for later or view immediately. Backup your mobile phone numbers and SMS messages to your PC, another SIM card or any removable media.
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Ever peered up in a dimly lit parking lot only to spot a smattering of cameras peering at your every move? Now you too can have such a
sophisticated monitoring system right around your own home thanks to QNAP’s NVR-1012. The network surveillance kit is designed to provide “professional grade” live video recording abilities in homes and offices where hoodlums, SOCIALIST SQUIRRELS and malefactors tend to linger. The entire system is Linux-based and comes with a single NVR-101 server and a pair of IP cameras; reportedly, the solution is a breeze to install and every recording function can be carried out via an Internet Explorer window. Best of all, you’ll even find 2-way audio capabilities, so you can have a quick chat with any caught-red-handed crooks or mischievous youngsters right before the fuzz / man of the house swarms in for capture. Talk about a thrilling way to spend a Thursday evening.
Any of you vets out there should recognize the term, “secret squirrel”. Make sure you aren’t caught with your jimmy hanging out and gear up to combat the evil little critters know an socialist squirrels!
You know what a mention of AOTS gets you right?
Some Olivia Munn baby… this time a vid!!!
Cross Posted at Democrat=Socialist
