Garfield on Gas & Oil Prices - Message for Washington

by ozarkguru ~ May 4th, 2008. Filed under: Humor.
Garfield ARRA News Service - A lot of folks can’t understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there’s a very simple answer.
Nobody bothered to check the oil.
We just didn’t know we were getting low.
The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in : ALASKA, Utah, Coastal Florida, Wyoming, Coastal Louisiana, Kansas, Texas, Oklahoma and Pennsylvania
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Our dipsticks are located in DC!

Any Questions? NO?. . . Didn’t think so!

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