Ya’all are invited

by stix1972 ~ May 2nd, 2008. Filed under: Humor.

I hope that you do not mind; I entered your name in a drawing for
a 7 day cruise.
I assure you that no sales people will call or bother you in any way.
I’ve taken the liberty of putting your name into the
drawing for a seven day six night cruise on the
fabulous new Gypsy Queen Cruise Line ship the
‘ Dixie Belle’.
All airfares, transfers, food
and drinks included
with dinner at the captain’s table as his personal guest.
Good luck!

The Flagship ‘ Dixie Belle’ is shown below…

Dixiebelle

Your first night’s meal promises to be scrumptious, featuring fillet
of Catfish, Hush Puppies and Collards, with all you can eat Boiled

Louisiana
Rusty Crawfish!
Boy, I wish I was goin’ with ya’ll.

If’n ya’ll win, make sure to send pictures, especially of the famous
,
‘Ole’ Muddy Midnight Skinny Dip, with your hostess’ Eulla Bell
and Krissie.


Cruise

Since ya’ll have the presidential suite, you will have…
A balcony view and the finest facilities.


Bathroom

Nothing is too good for my friends!

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