Santa is killing our children
By mickbear. Filed in Uncategorized |
I swear to God these nuts are serious !
This article was simply cut and pasted !( I helped a little)
Santa is being told to shift the pounds before Christmas - because the obese saint is failing to set a “good example” for children.
The traditional children’s hero, best known for feasting on mince pies left out on Christmas eve, has always sported a bulging midriff.
But shopping centre bosses are giving the well-wisher his marching orders - to the nearest gym - to tackle the increasing problem of obesity.
The revelation comes after a medical report earlier this month stated that by 2050 more than 50 per cent of Brits will be obese.
She has a tan ! So it cant be that fucking cold ! Whats up with the outfits ?The trees still have leaves. They must have some really smelly cracks right now
Santa has been told he must slim down, or face eviction from shopping centres at Christmas
Bluewater shopping centre in Greenhithe, Kent, has even gone one step further and set-up a Santa boot camp.
Fiona Campbell-Reilly, spokeswoman at the shopping centre, said: “Santa has been around for years, but society has changed and our Santa needs to reflect this.
“Bluewater’s Santa Boot Camp is getting Santa in shape and setting a good example to children who idolise him.
“He will still be the same lovable jolly man, but will be fitter and healthier.”
Despite Santa burning 600 calories an hour from delivering presents, the problem lies in the tasty mince pies left as a treat.
Boot camp: Santa does cardio ( The guy on the bottom left looks like hes ready to shit, and the trainer looks like a hes from the Iraqi revolutionary gaurd) Oh my God the fuckin Muslims are after santa !
And arent they blowin it for the kids who think theres only one Santa ?
If he ate every single mince pie left for him by eager children in the UK he would gain an astonishing 721,000 lbs.
Dr Charmaine Griffiths, spokesperson from the British Heart Foundation, said: “The bootcamp would encourage people to get a bit more active - it is a great idea.
And then FOX brought in the fuckin food police who suggest we should do the same here.
“Meme Roth.” I swear, this chick is so fucking tight that her husband has to have a pencil dick. Are they afraid that our kids are going to want to fuck like rabbits during easter also? Last year all my kids woke up on December 26th and they all looked like fat fucking old men in pajamas.
My wife and I celebrated Chinese new years with some friends and the next day when she woke up her pussy was sideways, whats next ?
Anyway, watch the video. But I gotta warn you, this bitch is gonna piss you off
See here > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muJbdbIISS4
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