BROKE BACK DEER CAMP
by stix1972 ~ March 8th, 2008. Filed under: Socialist Squirrel Fart Jokes.BROKE BACK DEER CAMPThe guys were all at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room with Larry because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn’t fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Larry and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, “Man what happened to you?” He said, “Larry snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.”
The next night it was a different guy’s turn. In the morning, same thing–hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, “Man, what happened to you? You look awful!” He said, “Man, that Larry shakes the roof. I watched him all night.”
The third night was Frank’s turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man’s man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. “Good morning,” he said.
They couldn’t believe it! They said, “Man, what happened?”
He said, “Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Larry into bed, patted his ass and kissed him good night. Larry sat up and watched me all night
