THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY
by stix1972 ~ February 27th, 2008. Filed under: Socialist Squirrel Fart Jokes.THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY
After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they
could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin
didn’t want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
could fix the problem but that it was expensive.
“A less costly alternative,” said the doctor, “is to go home, get a cherry
bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then
hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.”
The Alabamian said to the doctor, “I may not be the smartest tool in the
shed, but I don’t see how putting a cherry
bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.”
“Trust me,” said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held
the can up to his ear and began to count!
“1″
“2″
“3″
“4″
“5″
…..
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and
continued counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Tennessee , Kentucky , Louisiana , Arkansas ,
Georgia, Mississippi , Missouri , Florida , West Virginia and Washington
DC
