Hillary

“Top Democrats have mixed feelings about Sen. Hillary Clinton running
for president. Apparently, some Democrats don’t like the idea, while others
hate it.”–Conan O’Brien

“In a fiery speech this weekend, Hillary Clinton wondered why President
Bush can’t find the tallest man in Afghanistan. Probably for the same
reason she couldn’t find the fattest intern under the desk.”– Jay Leno

Hillary Clinton’s 506-page memoirs have come out. So much of her
personality shines through, that in the end, you too, will want to sleep
with an intern.” — Craig Kilborn

In Hillary Clinton’s new book ‘Living History,’ Hillary details what it
was like meeting Bill Clinton, falling in love with him, getting
married, and living a passionate, wonderful life as husband and wife. Then on
page two, the trouble starts.”–Jay Leno

“In the book, she says when Bill told her he was having an affair, she
said “I could hardly breathe, I was gulping for air. No, I’m sorry,
that’s what Monica said.” –David Letterman

“CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America .
Women admire her because she’s strong and successful. Men admire her
because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.”– Jay Leno

“Hillary Clinton is the junior senator from the great state of New York.
When they swore her in, she used the Clinton family Bible. The one with
only seven commandments.”–David Letterman

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